Yes, can i have a pork cutlet and your knowledge?
"Oh, it's you"
The Butcher said in a cowardly manner.
Yeah, it's me. Have you heard what i did?
Yeah, you killed the fraud guy. Just to let you know the others will not be that easy, they will be much harder to beat. When you asked me last time about the information regarding them, i forgot to tell you that Blu Mixe and Tah Lora are a couple.
A couple? That makes things more interesting.
Before trying to kill them, i thought that i should at least take a break. A break from killing, while i investigate my next suspects in regards still for murder. It sounds pretty cliche.
Now, how does a very known serial killer make money? I think you already know that i kill thieves. But in some cases those thieves have a lot of money. You see where i am going? Yes, I steal that money, that was stolen by the thieves. It's easy money. And i have a lot of money. Meaning that i could obtain a reservation at the most expensive restaurant in the world. And.. that is where Blu Mixe and Tah Lora are going to have a date at. I am going to need to travel first. Right now i am in Chinatown New York, hiding from the police, fbi and swat. I am investigating a group of gangsters located in the northern parts of chinatown. The crime group is called.."The Black Tigers" and they are very dangerous. But i am not going there to kill them. Rumours are that they have a private jet. Again, you see where i am going? I found them and beat them up until the brink of death.
"Who are, you? What are you doing here?"
I told them about the private jet and they gave it to me. As you would expect the jet had a lot of black and a lot of tigers. Now that i had a jet, i needed a pilot.. so where the jet was located, there was an airport. I went inside to commit kidnapping. I found a pilot and kidnapped him and forced him to pilot the jet to the country of very angry people when it comes to food. Italy. In italy there is a restaurant that serves food from the black rain, it is said to give users happiness for a brief short amount of time.
Now, Tah Lora is a full grown woman, and Blu Mixe is a teenager, but in reality he is actually about 70 years old. He preserved his body with his powers. Certain animals can regenerate, now even if he has the power of regeneration for only an hour, the said regenerated part would still remain as if nothing happened. The reason he is dating Tah Lora in the first place is because she can not only use her impenetrable bubble on herself but also on others, so that he may protect himself in case of something.
Now, they are at a restaurant right? So, that means they are going to be eating food, right? So what will i do? I will poison their food. I already did something similar with Fal Ric, but there are a lot of innocent people here just trying to enjoy their food. So, i cannot use hydrochloric acid gas like i did with Fal Ric.
Instead i am going to be disguised as a chef and poison their food. Now, i said that i won't be using hydrochloric acid but.. i can use cherries. Cherries contain hydrogen cyanide, but the reason people have not been seen dying from it is because it needs to be crushed or chewed. That is why, your parents always tell you to not ingest them.
The dinner table at the restaurant had Blu Mixe and Tah Lora, laughing and smiling..
"Babe, you know that i need a new purse right?"
Don't worry i already bought it for you, you will get it back when we arrive home.
"Well, yeah but i am not that hungry"
Once i heard that i might have thought that my plan to kill them, might fail.
"Well yeah babe, but if you don't eat now.. you won't be able to eat in our vacation home since the fridge is empty" Said Blu Mixe
Wow, for a moment i really thought that my chance would go away. In any case...
"What, may you have today dear sir.."
Well i want a steak with mashed potatoes and Lora wants Lobster."
This is great, i would easily be able to put the crushed cherry seeds containing hydrogen cyanide by just mixing it. It will be an easy double murder..
While preparing the mashed potatoes i added the hydrogen cyanide from the cherry seeds and i mixed it. Now, i added a ton since if they just eat a very small amount they would not die. Now that the portion for Blu Mixe was done.. I decided to make Tah Loras's.
In Tah Lora's lobster i made holes and added blended cherry seeds into those holes. Since the food was done, a butler came and delivered their food.
"That looks delicious."
You are right, we should eat it all.
As i started to munch on the steak and mashed potatoes i experienced a strange dizziness and my heart started to accelerate. Eventually i had a shortness of breath, but nothing serious to get worried about.
"I craved seafood for a long time, you know!"
I took a bite of the deliciously looking glazed lobster... when i bit into it i felt something exploding, a very disgusting taste exploded into my mouth, i stopped eating but i was losing consciousness.
They have ingested the hydrogen cyanide, now it's only a matter of time before they die. I left the restaurant and went to the clothes store to buy something normal.
Since i was in Italy.. I decided to have a pizza as a reward for successfully hunting the targets.
I know that i would have to eventually actually fight my targets, but until i can, i will use underhanded tactics even though they are cowardly, after all i am a regular human and not a main character from a sci-fi movie.