That came out weird

Our meeting ended in me seeing her in a slightly more negative light but I still held her in light. I woke her up before I left the cabana and made my way back to the Inn. Although I planned to stay for 2 more days, my will to leave this room had long since gone. I want to become king already. I want to feel the gold of the crown on my head but I still had to get the showgirls. I'd forgot to ask her for her name but oh well. She'd tell me soon enough. Tomorrow I'd go and fetch her from her job, pay her boss a sum to fire her and then I'd hire her and pose her as my wife. Then I'd kill the hunchback when I became king if he came after her. That other fucker with the kid army would also die when I found her. The only thing between me and my goals were the king who'd ran off presumably into one of his other homes. As soon as the revolutionaries found him I'd head to his castle and finally assume my place as king.

I took a short nap before going back out again, this time a bit more wary of my surroundings. I wandered yet again randomly hoping to find something interesting. Eventually, I stumbled across a large building which was strangely isolated from the others and in front had two guards and a man dressed in his riches. "Come come, dogs ahead for you!" He yelled at the passers-by. I'd realised now it was most likely a slave house. I'd like to abolish those when I became king since war wasn't just at all. "And you're just?" Asked a bird flying by. Of course I am just. Everything I do is for a great reason and is completely in my right. "You comin' for a dog?" Asked the man as I approached. I nodded. A slave would be great as a personal guard. Being saved by a gracious king would bring anyone's servitude and loyalty. "Well then take him away fucker!" He yelled at the guard and patting him behind me. The inside of the building greatly contrasted the outside. It smelt like shit and had blood stains across the floor. It might've previously been a jailhouse. "What type are you looking for?" He asked, "We deal all types by the way, sex dogs, children of war, entertainer dogs"

"I want a slave who's deep in they're hopelessness but someone who'd you deem to have potential in fighting". That came out weird