This year is going to put so much pressure on me. Let me explain. My father is Satan and my mom is one of God's most trusted Angels. So I am turning to the age where I have to decide if I want to go live in the Underworld and play my role down there or work for God. It's a hard decision so my parents are going to send me down to earth to give me some time to think about everything. They are setting me up with one of my mom's relatives, Madison. My mom had to visit her in her dreams to explain everything to her. At first she was terrified but now everything is fine.
So right now I'm trying to figure out what all I need to bring to earth with me. I've heard my mom, Alisa talk about how it was down there when she was alive. Though I'm pretty sure things have changed drastically down there. She's been dead for two-hundred and thirty years. She's going to have to let me talk to someone who just died so I know how it is now down there. Preferably she'll find a teenager to let me talk to about everything.
As soon as mom got back from Heaven I was asking one hundred and fifty questions a minute. She told me she talked to God and he said it was okay for me to go to Heaven with her but, the only exception was I had to be on my best behavior. Which I struggle with sometimes because I get my temper from dad. I shouldn't really start any problems with anyone up there because they're all at peace while the people down here are in pieces. All I gotta do is wash up and wear my Sunday Best like mom says.
"Dad, do you think God will like me? I need to make a good impression on him. Afterall, he agreed to me going to live on earth for a year and he is letting me visit Heaven."
"He would be an idiot if he didn't like you." dad said
"You can't say that about God."
"I can say whatever I want I'm in Hell plus the old man kicked my ass down here because I'm so cocky." dad said
"Okay I guess you win but he was nice for letting you and mom get together."
"Honey, he never let me and mom get together, me and mom got together secretly behind his back." dad said with a smirk
"Dad! Are you serious? Mom always told me otherwise."
Right then mom heard us talking.
"What has mom told you otherwise?" she asked
" Dad just told me the truth about how you two got together."
Mom sure gave Dad one dirty look.
"Is that so?" she asked my father
"Well…. Yeah, I told her. You can't always look like a Saint, Alisa." dad said
Wow this conversation was going to really heat up soon.
"You must want to sleep in the doghouse with Cerberus tonight." mom announced
"Mom, Cerberus doesn't want dad keeping him up all night snoring. Plus I'm sure dad didn't mean to tell me the truth."
"Your right honey, Cerberus can sleep inside with us tonight while dad sleeps outside in Cerberus doghouse." she said with a grin
"You can't be serious about this Alisa!" dad said anxiously
"Luna and I must be going. God doesn't have time to wait on us and you wouldn't want to make him more mad would you sweetie?" she asked dad
"Uh no I wouldn't." he said
"Bye dad"
"Let me know how it is looking down at everyone up in the sky." he said
"I will dad."
And with that me and mom are off to heaven.