Chamber Pot Bully

A wild bully appears. "Hey come and look at this failure. Can't even reach the 7th layer! I've never seen such a hilarious sight." he said.

Lacky 1 and lacky 2 appeared out of nowhere as well. Soon there was a scene.

"Ahaha, look at him, he must be a waste." lacky 1 said pointing and laughing.

"Can you believe it! His master gave him so many treasures and he only reached this pathetic level." lacky 2 said, shaking his head.

The three of them shrugged, throwing their hands up and shaking their heads in unison. If there was an award for best worst act... These idiots would certainly have a shelf full of them... Seriously, the way they move in unison like this is so stupid. But not as dumb as coming to face me head on lol.

"What are you mute too? Ahahaha, senior Feng took in a useless disciple." the bully said.

"He cheated to get accepted into the palace. Such a waste of materials." Lacky 1 said.

I ignored these fools out right. These idiots were all older than I was currently. Each was a Qi transforming stage. So they were simply here to bully and nothing better. Such a waste of time, where did they get off calling me a waste when they acted like this? What about resources? Master Feng only gave me the cultivation method and food. As for the room it was purely a measure all new cultivators received as a result of starting their journey. It was meant to be a starting point, a free trial so to speak.

"HEY! Where do you think you're going, you wasteful boy." the bully shouted.

"This is simply unruly." a bystander whispered

"How dare these bullies do this." another bystander whispered

"They are so hateful. " another other bystander whispered

"Don't they know almost no one comes out at the 6th layer?" " a bystander in another group whispered.

"Yeah isn't reaching the 5th layer is really a good thing." " a bystander whispered in that other group.

"Boss, we should teach him a lesson." Lacky 1 said.

"How should we do it?" the bully asked

A room cleaner came by and had a large pot with a cover. This gave lacky 2 a brilliant idea... well at least for an idiot. He whispered it to the bully. I didn't know what was happening. All I wanted was to try the steamed bun place I didn't get to last time. The thought of tasty buns put me into a sort of trance.

"Take this you walking waste!" The bully said.

And before I knew it I was rudely snapped out of thinking about food. I was now covered in a slurry of vomit, excrement and other waste. It was a slurry of sewage. I... have never been this mad before. Nor this dirty.

"Ahahaha! Get it? He is a walking waste." The bully said pointing and laughing with the other bullies.

The cleaner was filled with guilt. That giant pot had yet to be emptied out. So it had the contents of several rooms from over the last few days. Needless to say it was disgusting. I just stood there. Contemplating what my next move should be. When another large pot's contents was dumped on me as well. Seriously, the cleaners are now going to like this at all. Me... Well I was already covered once so I couldn't possibly get any angrier.

"You're no longer Wang An Leiji... you're just waste basket." The bully said.

"The second pot was a nice touch boss." lacky 1 said.

"Ahahaha waste basket! I'll follow you boss. This is just too funny." lacky 2 said.

Nevermind, my anger just exploded to new heights. I launched myself at the bully like a shit missile. And since he was laughing too hard... He didn't manage to get out of the way in time. I grabbed the bottom of his outfit and used it as a rag.

"Oh no! That boy, he is gonna get killed for this. It's so unfair. They started bullying a junior 2 major realms below them." " a bystander whispered.

"Don't worry the law enforcement hall will arrive shortly. Someone already went to find them." " a bystander whispered back to the other.

This was the chance I needed. A perfect excuse to hold nothing back. An opponent that was far beyond my realm which meant my attacks should barely tickle. Well... nothing ever goes as planned.

"How dare you ruin my uniform! My father is an elder of the palace! He gave me this robe!!!" The bully said punching me in the gut.

"Boss you could turn him into a cripple if you do this. At that time, who could protect you?" lacky 1 said.

"Shut up! He soiled the uniform I got from my father." the bully shouted back as he walked forward to teach a lesson.

"Ahahaha, That's rich you're the one who thoroughly soiled my uniform. Aren't you supposed to be a senior brother?" I said to him standing up. I walked over to the cart where the large chamber pot used to be. I wiped myself down making sure as much of it went back into the pot as I could manage.

The bully just stood there in shock. "I... I hit him with enough strength to knock him out for weeks. How the fuck did he get up? Impossible." he thought to himself. Well he thought it was only himself. He would lose a game of poker every time without fail.

I could read him like an open book. This is perfect. Let's hit him where it hurts. Kekeke. I finished removing the sludge off my body. Then removed the top half of my outfit and laid it out on the cart as well. It needed help getting clean. Then I walked away, cracked my neck and got into my favorite starting stance. Left hand forward index and middle finger curved into a hook. Right hand up and to the side, balled into a loose fist. Left foot pointed forward. Body leaning slightly forward and right. It was reminiscent of some Iconic figure but can't for the life of me remember who... It just felt... Perfect. Now let's add the finishing touches...

"I thought you were a senior brother. Turns out that when you become a bully to the weak. You hit like a baby." I said, getting a game face on.