Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Seeing Li Yidao's attitude, the secretary was completely stunned.

She was the CEO's secretary of Qianhong Group!

And the person beside her was the CEO!

The CEO personally came to find you, and yet you have this attitude?

Li Yidao's impatient expression even made her question her life choices.

Didn't this man know that if he made the CEO happy, he wouldn't have to run this funeral shop anymore?

But seeing Li Yidao already preparing to close the door, the CEO beside her became anxious.

Before his secretary could speak, he quickly stepped forward and said, "Wait!"

If he continued to act high and mighty, Li Yidao might really kick them out.

So, he gritted his teeth and directly stated their purpose.

"I... I want you to save my grandfather!"

Hearing the CEO's words, Li Yidao stopped in his tracks and furrowed his brow.

One Billion For a Life? But I Only Know How to Hold Funerals!