I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind.
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home.
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared.
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...
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i need this to get picked...............
I wanted to laughed but I suddenly don't want to.
Turns into a cringe blowing of CCP institutions and culture. Throws unsubtle shade at foreign countries. It's the kind of "subtle" that can be seen through at first glance. Overall the way MC acts just feels like propaganda to make CCP China look good.
PLEASE BE PICKED! I can’t wait for this novel, I hope the translation is good. Also v
I hate these live stream novels. none of them are ever interesting or good
Morbid, but interesting. I would like to know where this goes.
This novel is the same as any Chinese novel that takes place in the real world, full of racism and extreme nationalism, I honestly do not recommend reading any novel that takes place in the real world because you can be absolutely sure that at some point the author will writing about this, the only novel I saw that didn't have any of this was canceled for "denigrating the country"
Oh God we got 1 more MC who wanna be a hero well i would liked it if he doesn't care about whats' right or wrong simply doing his job well its' not for me.
Racist. It goes good until it branches out and then you're hit with that good old Chinese racism .can't understand why a good work has to be stained with Racism but yeah no, don't recommend it cause this 1s racism doesn't seem to be nationalism
A lot of the characters aren't enjoyable to read. It started out fine enough but as they started to focus more on the characters are the MC in his real life it turned bad. The sister and the cops aren't well written at all. I fully get what they were going for with the sister, even if they faily horriblely, and have seen it done well elsewhere. Then as this comes from China there's a TON of Chinese propaganda as well. Really interesting premise just horrible execution.
The Mc ruined it, like always….
Started out extremely well, and I won’t deny that for the average Chinese reader it’s an excellent read. Though I will mention that the average Chinese reader must also be a brainwashed communist and anti-anyone-not-Chinese to really enjoy this book after chapter 100ish
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decent start, but like all Chinese stories it has nationalism and patriotism, of course once you read web novels, you know that all Chinese stories have it, but the level in this story is absurd and it seems that among all the characters they do not make 1 neuron