Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"Mr. Mitsui! I just contacted the head of the geological bureau. He told me that there won't be any volcanic eruptions in the next three months!"

In less than three minutes, the man eagerly reported to Mitsui.

However, his report furrowed Mitsui's brows.

"Strange, strange, 'disappear without a trace'... besides volcanic eruptions, what else could it be?"

"Could it be encountering other special danger?"

Mitsui, the elderly gentleman, fell into silence for a moment.

"Are you sure they confirmed that there won't be volcanic eruptions for three months?"

"Yes, Mr. Mitsui! The bureau head assured me with the honor of the empire!"

"Alright, you may go. Keep observing, and report to me immediately if anything happens."

Mr. Mitsui once again fell into contemplation.

Why did the information differ from his calculations and his conjectures?

Could he really have been mistaken?

You Want to Kill Me? Dream On!