Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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After several hours of orderly arrangements, the coffins of the Zhang father and son were carried to a cemetery on the hillside.

The faint morning sunlight bathed the land in a hazy glow.

Li Yidao could tell through location detection that this spot wasn't considered an auspicious Feng Shui location, but it was decent enough for burial, with ample space.

However, Li Yidao couldn't shake the feeling that something was amiss.

Everything about this village was just too strange, especially the behavior of its residents.

"Young sir, the coffins are about to be buried. Do you have any other arrangements?"

A middle-aged man in a Chinese tunic suit approached Li Yidao with a smiling face. However, the wrinkles on his skin made even his smile seem eerie.

Everything that needed to be done had already been completed.

He had made the necessary arrangements.

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