Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Jiang City Daily, the front-page headline today was impressive.

"Jiaxin Shopping Mall Uncovers Major Safety Hazard, Smart Boss Evacuates Crowd and Engages Firefighters to Tackle the Issue.

"According to the on-site personnel survey feedback, if a fire were to break out without timely warning, the mall's packed crowd could've led to thousands of casualties."

Li Yidao groggily opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw on his phone was this news.

It looked like the crisis had been averted completely.

Well, at least the mall owner showed some decency.

When Li Yidao saw the system's death warning, he knew that getting in touch with the owner would likely resolve the crisis.

And now, it seemed to have worked...

"Why the pounding headache?" Li Yidao slowly got up, rubbing his temples.

But as he was about to put on his shoes, something felt off!

Wait... He never took off his shoes!

God's Treasure Box! Ten Amulets!