Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Inside Qian Qiangyu's villa, Wei Wenqiang and Li Yidao sat back down on the sofa.

Qian Qiangyu, on the other hand, got up and went to a nearby liquor cabinet. He took out a bottle of red wine and a glass. He poured himself a glass of wine and sat back down.

"In fact, neither my father nor I knew what that inkstone, you mentioned, really is."

"But..." At this point, Qian Qiangyu's eyes showed a hint of fearful expression.

"In truth, if you were to ask my father about it, he probably knows even less than I do."

The tone of the story took a turn, and Qian Qiangyu forced a bitter smile.

"Five years ago, the reason we bought the house was the same as Mr. Wei's—because of the collectibles in the room."

"However, back then, the original homeowner was selling because they were planning to go abroad."

"My father also had a great fondness for these things, which is why he decided to purchase the house."

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