Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

The two live stream rooms fell into a strange silence.

Everyone only had one thought in their minds.

This little girl was quite tough, wasn't she?

She actually asked Brother Dao to make a reservation?

"D*mn it! Mountain girl, what are you trying to do? Don't scare us!"

"Yes, yes! What if Brother Yidao really follows you?"

"@Brother Yidao Funeral Shop, Brother Dao, Brother Dao, don't bother with this little girl!"

"Yes, yes, mountain girl is very pitiful, please don't play around with her like a child!"

"Brother Dao, Brother Dao, I beg you! Please move on quickly."

"Do you guys feel it...? Mountain girl doesn't seem to be in good condition today."

"Really? Could there be something serious happening?"

In a moment, both in the mountain girl's live stream and Brother Yidao's live stream, the atmosphere was changing rapidly.

Living a Life of Hardship, How Unjust It Is for Human Beings!