Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Not knowing how much time had passed, Li Yidao regained consciousness and surveyed the chaotic room. His eyes flashed with silence, and he took a deep breath, slowly rising from the ground where he had fainted.

Li Yidao's brain felt a piercing pain, and his entire body throbbed with intense discomfort. As he scanned the surroundings again, he noticed that the captain from Unit 36 remained unconscious on the ground, his life or death uncertain.

The middle-aged man, though sitting on the ground, seemed to have regained some consciousness. The other young police officer had not recovered since passing out.

This left Li Guosheng and Wang Qiang. Li Guosheng had already collapsed on the ground, his breath extremely weak, indicating almost no hope of survival.

As for Wang Qiang, both he and Li Guosheng were struggling to breathe. Without someone attempting to rescue them, they would soon bid farewell to this world.

Rescuing them now held little meaning.

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