Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Listening to Qi Yuqiang's statement, Li Yidao fell into contemplation.

Looking at the nearly thousand years of lifespan he had already consumed, he pondered deeply.

It wasn't that he felt his lifespan was insufficient but rather marveled at how quickly it could be depleted.

In reality, Li Yidao didn't mind taking action if it could make the other side feel pressured and bring an end to this battle. However...

The current opponent was already so frenzied!

Who knew if they had any hidden cards?

Moreover, Li Yidao believed that the current situation between the two sides was only at the stage of friction and battle.

Even though the conflict had escalated to a fierce level, it was still confined to certain ranks of entities.

The true powerhouses hadn't made a move yet!

For example, Elder Liang, or someone like the old man.

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