Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

When Li Yidao woke up, it was already noon on the second day.

He was disturbed by the sounds of furniture being rearranged.

Groggily getting out of bed, he stepped out of the bedroom.

The chaos inside had been mostly cleared up by now, with only some irreparable furniture piled to the side, ready to be discarded.

There were also some broken papers and yellow paper scattered around.

Seeing Li Yidao emerge, Sister Zhou, who was closest to him, spoke hurriedly, "Did I wake you up? I accidentally made some noise while moving a chair."

Li Yidao shook his head. "It's okay. I should get up too."

"That's good. Originally, we planned to wait for you to get up before tidying up, but the new furniture we ordered is arriving soon, so we wanted to clear some space first."

"Oh, thank you for your effort," Li Yidao replied casually.

To him, spending money on some furniture was no big deal. It was just a matter of a few bucks.

A Moving Tattoo!