Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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After returning to the hotel, Zhou Tianqi recounted his encounter in detail to the others.

As they listened to his fragmented narration, their expressions were filled with disbelief.

Sister Zhou's mother was especially anxious as she asked, "You mean, you heard that Brother Dao said that person deserved to be hit by a car. And then... a truck actually hit that person and killed him?"

It was not that she didn't believe him, but the whole situation was just too unbelievable!

This was far from a simple case of following someone on social media!

Speaking words and making them come true?

Zhou Tianqi gave a bitter smile and nodded, and it was evident that a trace of fear still lingered in his eyes.

After all, those who hadn't experienced it might not understand the feeling.

Even for a seasoned old criminal police officer like him, something so unbelievable was simply unheard of and terrifying.

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