Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Watching the barrage of time-sync comments in the live stream, Chatterbox's lips curled into a slight smile.

In a relaxed tone, he said, "It seems like everyone's enthusiasm is quite high."

"I guess summoning Brother Dao over is probably an attempt to prove something, right?"

"In the current situation, as you all can see, let me clarify first that I don't underestimate Brother Dao. In fact, I haven't paid attention to him at all!"

"Do you really believe he can remotely kill people with a knife? Or that those he follows will die?"

"If you take a good look at his follow list, you'll find that the death rate among those he follows is at most 50%."

"I don't know if you are aware of the so-called 'big data.' In this age of information, it's possible to find out about a streamer's physical condition or estimate certain situations based on comprehensive information."

No Death Notification, But a Mission