Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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The old man's voice entered Li Yidao's ears as soon as he entered the small courtyard.

He nodded lightly and sat down casually at the side.

"How was your rest these few days?"

Their conversation was as simple as ever.

"Okay, let's set off tomorrow. I know that you have an ability that allows items to have some independent spiritual sense. Take a look at these things and see if they work."

"It doesn't need to be too strong. As long as it has a part of its consciousness, it can be used better."

No, it should be called a needle pouch.

There were countless long needles in the bag.

"This?" Li Yidao's expression is a little puzzled.

"This is for her." As he spoke, the old man pointed in Sister Zhou's direction.

Seeing the old man pointing at Sister Zhou, Li Yidao was stunned.

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