Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao noticed that Zhang Goudan didn't seem to find anything unusual, so he decided to ask.

Hearing Li Yidao's voice, Zhang Goudan subconsciously hesitated for a moment, then smiled and replied, "I'm not exactly sure about the specific purpose of these scarecrows, but the elderly people in the village say they are used to scare away birds."

"In this remote area, many birds come here and make a lot of noise. These scarecrows are not only at the village entrance but also in the fields on the hill behind."

Zhang Goudan's answer seemed reasonable.

Li Yidao nodded on the surface, choosing not to ask further questions. However...

Inside, he was growing more cautious!

Scarecrows did serve that purpose to some extent!

This scarecrow was definitely not for that!

Strange Village, the Miner Ermao's Figure