Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

[The current streamer has ended the live stream. Please watch other streamers.]

Looking at the now blacked-out live stream, millions of viewers all had puzzled expressions.

"Oh my god! I get it now! Brother Dao intervened! That trash must have been dealt with by Brother Dao, which is why the platform shut down the live stream."

"No way! Is Brother Dao really this awesome? He just said he would 'kill' someone, and he did it."

"Brother Dao is amazing! D*mn! The look in that trash's eyes just now scared the hell out of me!"

"He definitely got 'killed' by Brother Dao! No escape!"

"For those who don't understand, why is Brother Dao so incredible? Can he really 'kill' people remotely? You guys aren't all shills, are you?"

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