Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"Abbot... you..." Sister Zhou's mother took a step forward, her eyes filled with shock and fear.

The Abbot's calculations just now should have been for her daughter.

He started spitting blood just as he began?

She had witnessed the miraculous abilities of the Abbot before!

Otherwise, she wouldn't have become such a devout follower.

The Abbot waved his hand and slowly sat back up.

At this moment, he seemed as if he had lost ten years of life!

He looked like an elderly person at the end of their years, far from the composed demeanor he had before.

"Just a simple calculation, and it cost me ten years of lifespan..."

"You may leave now. I cannot help with this matter."

"Do not investigate, do not seek, do not ask! Remember this! It is better for the doer to undo what he has done... I have said enough."

The Desperate Sister Zhou!