Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao's follow completely ignited the entire live stream room!

"Since you don't believe it, let me give you a follow!"

Only the Grim Reaper, Brother Dao, could have such an attitude, right?

"F*ck! Brother Dao really didn't spare anyone!"

"To have Brother Dao voluntarily ask for an ID to follow, that manager is truly done for!"

"The key is, does Brother Dao mean what we think he means?"

"Brother Dao means exactly that, let's go with that meaning."

"Yes! That's the idea. Let's all prepare quickly according to that meaning!"

"What kind of tongue twister are you guys playing upstairs?"

"I can't take it! My wife is still selling goods in the mall. I need to go and bring her back!"

"That's right! Quickly call the fire department and tell them that the mall is going to catch fire!"

Brother Dao, You Won't Even Let Their Boss Off?