Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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In the evening, Li Yidao returned to the funeral shop.

Bathed in the fading sunlight, he looked tired and exhausted.

He slowly opened the door to the shop and walked straightly to his room.

Consuming nearly a hundred years of lifespan was no simple matter.

While it wouldn't cause physical harm, the exhaustion on his soul and spirit couldn't be erased.

Seeing his current state, it was evident that he needed at least 12 hours of sleep.

He lay on the bed, too weary even to bother with dinner, and absentmindedly took out a one million yuan check from his pocket, casually placing it on the table.

It was given by Huangpu Qi, though initially, he could have offered much more.

Huangpu family offered ten million for Li Yidao to help Huangpu Qi break free from the consequences, allowing him to continue living.

But... consequences were unavoidable.

Cause and effect were inextricable.

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