Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Li Yidao didn't know that Li Xinting had come to find him.

But even if he knew, he wouldn't care.

They were looking for him, so what? Why should he make a move?

The reason why he would save Li Qingwen was because of some casual effect.

But in fact, it was just a thought in his heart.

As for the other irrelevant things, he did not care about them.

How many times had Sister Zhou pleaded with him? He still hadn't entertained the thought of saving her.

Of course, one reason was he couldn't determine the cause of her death through Death Detection.

Even though the upgrade allowed him to forcefully detect the cause now, why should he?

Why should he deplete his own lifespan to save others?

Was he trying to be a great person?

As for the current Li Yidao, he was observing the bronze mirror in his hand.

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