Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao looked at the mission prompt, his expression full of confusion.

Why were the temporary missions being issued so frequently?

Considering the extended period of system upgrades, there were hardly any temporary missions before.

The last one had just been completed.

Li Yidao found it hard to believe.

[Temporary Mission: Conduct a unique funeral for Wang Qiang.]

[Mission completion rewards: One God's Gift Box, one Grim Reaper Box.]

It was the standard offering for temporary missions, two boxes.

Li Yidao wasn't particularly surprised.

If it was just these two boxes, the task wouldn't be too challenging.

Otherwise, the system wouldn't only offer two boxes.

For instance, the previous task rewarded the Soul Exploration skill.

But he had also experienced life and death!

If he hadn't been relatively lucky, he might have been dead by now.

You Still Want Me to Go to the Hospital?