Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

As Brother Dao's voice echoed in the live stream, the entire chat room was thoroughly confused.

"Haha, I wonder if this Talking Tom is the one my daughter plays with."

"I can't stop laughing! Haha! This is too funny! My stomach hurts!"

"I'm so angry! I threw my daughter's Talking Tom in frustration!"

"Upstairs is fierce! Upstairs is mighty!"

"Um... I'm kneeling at the keyboard now. My wife said if I'm well-behaved, she will forgive me."

"Haha, you really cracked me up, upstairs!"

"Man, I thought the paper doll could never come to life. It scared me to death!"

"Awesome! Brother Dao knows how to do a live stream!"

"That's right! Brother Dao must have made a fortune with this wave of gifts!"

"Haha, this is so hilarious! Is Brother Dao committing fraud?"

"D*mn it! I also sent several supercars! Give me back my food money!"

Sister Zhou, You Can Warm Brother Dao's Bed.