Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"Can you explain again what you mean by looking for me?"

"I didn't quite get it. Are you saying you want to recruit me into Unit 36?"

"Benefits package? End-of-year bonuses? Task rewards?"

"Million-dollar annual salary? Accommodation and a car provided? Maybe even help with finding a girlfriend?"

Li Yidao looked at Qi Yuqiang with a puzzled expression.

He thought, "Is this guy a big con artist?"

Where else could one find a job like this?

There was no need to clock in for work, just to watch videos for over three hours a day.

Was he being offered money on a silver platter?

"Yes, that's the package Unit 36 is offering you. I've also explained the job details. What do you think? Will you consider it?"

Seeing Li Yidao's attitude, Qi Yuqiang felt that his mission had a chance of success!

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