Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Seeing the constant flood of "99,900" in the live stream chat, Brother Dao, Li Yidao, resisted the urge to change the price.

"Thank you all for your support, but it's just a candle. If it's priced at 99,000, I'm afraid some people might misuse it."

"So, it's still 999, no deception, giving everyone a fair choice."

Saying this, Li Yidao didn't give the fans a chance to react anymore and immediately shared the link for the candles.

At this moment, some fans were still typing in the chat, while others were already prepared.

After Li Yidao shared the link, some instinctively refreshed the page.

When they finally managed to refresh, the quantity was already at 0...

"F*ck! Are you still human? I didn't even get in, and it's already sold out?"

Night Call, Something Happened.