Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Feeling the prying eyes around him, Li Yidao didn't pay too much attention.

He had already communicated with Qi Yuqiang.

There would be someone to take care of these small lackeys.

It had to be said that Unit 36 was indeed eager for his talent.

After he reached out to them, proposing cooperation and explaining the reasons, the response from the other side was immediate.

Their enthusiasm was almost embarrassing for Li Yidao.

He had intended to use them, but they turned out to be too enthusiastic.

Difficult to handle, a headache indeed.

Just as Li Yidao stepped into the hospital, he heard an exclamation. "Brother Dao?"

Instinctively turning around, he saw a young woman holding a phone.

As Li Yidao turned around, the woman became excited. "Brother Dao, Brother Dao! It's really you!"

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