Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"D*mn! Are these really the Cherry Blossom Country's war criminals?!"

"F*ck! I can't forget these people's names no matter what! They all deserve to die!"

"D*mn! Which temple is this?! Is it Xian City? What the f*ck! Isn't the memorial hall right next to this temple?"

"Who is this?! How could they be enshrining Cherry Blossom Country's war criminals here? What's her intention?"

"Look at the names on the enshrined plaques, but it's hard to see clearly!"

"Brother Dao, make this steamer come closer! Don't leave! Hey, hey, go back! Is this streamer dumb or what?"

"Hurry, everyone goes to this streamer's live stream, we must figure out who's enshrined there today!"

"I'm already on my way, my home is near this temple, five minutes! I'll be there in five minutes!"

"I'm already inside the temple! Three minutes! I'll be able to see this plaque!"

"I'm also in the temple! I'm going right now!"

This Person, Kill Her Directly!