Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

After nearly half a minute of silence, the air cleared.

The barrage of comments in the live stream also resumed.

"What the heck! Who is this mythical figure?"

"Haha, I can't stop laughing! I'm literally dying from laughter. There's such a badass existence!"

"This guy... he's on fire this time, really on fire. Look at Big Honeybee's puzzled expression!"

"I'm a bit confused too. Is this guy doing it on purpose?"

"I don't think he's doing it on purpose. He probably lacks that kind of emotional intelligence, haha!"

"I really want to see what expression this spirited young man will have when he comes back online."

"Hehe, the way you're thinking, the way he's thinking, the way everyone's thinking, isn't he successful in the end?"

"Successful at what? Successful at fooling everyone and treating them like fools!"

"Well... when you put it that way, it does seem like it."

Brother Dao and Big Honeybee's interaction