Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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As Zhang Goudan muttered to himself, he seemed to be going mad. Li Yidao found himself unable to fully comprehend what was happening.

Just as he was about to speak again, suddenly, Zhang Goudan's eyes became filled with madness.

"It's all because of you! It's all because of you! If you hadn't shown up, the Scarecrow God would have surely released my father!"

While saying this, Zhang Goudan retreated, and in an instant, he exited the room.

Simultaneously, in his right hand, he fiddled with the scarecrow puppet.

Li Yidao even noticed that as Zhang Goudan retreated, he bit his tongue, spitting fresh blood onto the scarecrow puppet in his hand.

With Zhang Goudan's actions, more than twenty scarecrows hidden in various corners of the courtyard stood up.

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