Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

With a look of a hundred thousand questions in his eyes. Brother Hua asked.

"This bundle of yellow paper you bought was a hundred yuan? Are you out of your mind?"

His lackey stammered, "This is for your grandpa's memorial that you mentioned recently."

"Just yesterday, while watching the live stream, that Brother Dao was selling yellow paper, so I bought it on a whim."

"It was selling like crazy at that time, and I managed to grab it with lightning speed, gone in less than three seconds!"

"Let me tell you, big bro, that Brother Dao is incredible! He said this yellow paper has extraordinary effects, maybe it really has some special power!" The lackey became more and more excited as he spoke!

"Slap!" Brother Hua smacked his lackey's head directly.

"Extraordinary effects! Special power!"

"Is your brain rusted? Take care of your mind and don't put it all on women!"

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