Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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Li Yidao was woken up by his classic ringtone when the sky had just turned bright.

He subconsciously reached for his phone and pressed the answer button.

The other side remained silent, and Li Yidao could only hear some static noise.

Li Yidao checked his phone and confirmed the call was connected, but the person on the other end didn't say anything.

"Hello? Do you have something to say? If not, I'll hang up!"

Waking up early in the morning and not getting a response, anyone would become impatient.

Just as Li Yidao was about to end the call, a voice of an elderly woman came from the phone, "Um... Hello, may I ask if you are Mr. Li Yidao?"

"Um, yes, who is this?" Li Yidao's tone softened a bit upon hearing an elderly person on the other end.

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