Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"I Just Play" returned to the live stream.

His expression instantly recovered.

"I suddenly had a realization just now, and I have a question for all of you!"

"When do you feel the most comfortable, reaching that kind of blissful state of forgetting everything?"

As he spoke, his face still showed an intoxicated look.

"When is it the most enjoyable? Of course, it's during exercise!"

"No, no! It's when you win the lottery!"

"You all guessed it wrong! What Brother Play means is that taking a dump is the most comfortable! Haha!"

"That's not it. Hey, do you guys think Brother Play is planning not to dance on graves today but to take a dump on graves instead?"

"You guys are so disgusting! But I love it, haha!"

"I've only experienced one truly enjoyable moment, and that's when you personally stab someone with a white knife and pull out a red knife. That's really exhilarating!"

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