Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Seeing the notification on the screen that the streamer had left, the fans in the live stream room were once again puzzled!

"What the heck! Brother Dao, you've gone too far! You're ending the stream without a word?"

"Ending the stream? Didn't it freeze? "

"Hey, look at the notification! The streamer has left, which means the stream is over!"

"If it had frozen, our comments wouldn't keep refreshing! Brother Dao is such a tease!"

"This is unbelievable! I haven't seen such a casual streamer anywhere on the internet. Doesn't he know that his fans are his lifeblood? [Doghead.jpg]"

"If you don't give us a doghead, I will believe you."

"Grin, grin... Who dares to make fun of Brother Dao? Be ready for a following!"

"By the way, did you guys notice that Brother Dao's following list hasn't increased recently?"

"Yeah... he warned Beauty to lay low earlier. I feel like there's definitely something wrong, but he didn't follow her."

A Bowl of Noodles for an Amulet?