Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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"You should leave this thing with me for now. I'll take care of it, and maybe it will be of some help to you in the future."

"Furthermore, there are some special markings on it. It seems someone has tagged it. It's not safe for you to keep it."

"Oh, by the way, where did you get this bronze mirror from?"

After temporarily suppressing the bronze mirror, the old man asked Li Yidao with a puzzled expression.

Li Yidao didn't hide anything and recounted the story of how he saw the Cherry Blossom Country's war criminals being worshiped in the temple during a live stream and then went to Xian City.

After hearing Li Yidao's account, the old man fell silent for a moment.

"You shouldn't have gone. If you hadn't gone, none of these things would have happened now."

The old man shook his head, and there was even a hint of guilt in his eyes.

"If I had been there, there wouldn't have been so many problems."

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