Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

"How does it feel, quite unexpected?"

The old man asked, taking a sip of tea as he observed Li Yidao's surprised expression upon entering the room.

Li Yidao, still puzzled, nodded subconsciously.

In his mind, he had anticipated the old man to be in a weakened state, even if awake.

"You seem a bit too relaxed sitting here," Li Yidao finally expressed his bewilderment.

"I wasn't actually very seriously injured. After Little Zhou treated me, I basically recovered. I pretended to be weak this time just to make them take action," the old man explained, offering some clarity to Li Yidao's confusion.

Though he wasn't sure he fully understood.

"In the next few days, if my guess is correct, there might be some unrest. Just a bunch of clowns causing trouble."

"Before we leave, it's a good time to address some issues. We can't let one rotten apple spoil the whole bunch."

The Old Man's Helplessness, He Can Only Cut Off His Flesh!