Gemini Sheep

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home.
While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. 
[Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!]
Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. 
[No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!]
Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest.
People were all dumbfounded.
After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives.
One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. 
"Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!"
Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!"
"Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!"
"You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you."
"Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..."
"Rest in peace, Shuyi..."
From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

A cold smile tugged at the corner of Li Yidao's mouth.

They were still treating him like a fool.

He had thought Qi Yuqiang's call would show some sincerity, but it was all empty words, devoid of substance.

Even if they were sharing information they had gathered today, Li Yidao wouldn't be this angry.

But they were simply stringing him along, offering no substantial assistance.

They were merely reiterating things Li Yidao already knew or could easily find out.

Given the situation, it was best for them to each go their own way.

Sometimes, many things, even if initially well-intentioned, could take a different turn in execution.

Unit 36... Perhaps they had also taken a wrong turn by now...

The night sky was illuminated by a bright moon.

Li Yidao had already entered the realm of dreams.

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