Little Black Rain Cloud

(Let the Winnie the Pooh references continue) 

Anya yawned as she yawned an woke up. She immediatley realized that she was naked and wondered where she was. She then turned a bit in teh bed and notices y/n laying next to her he was aslo naked, aside form the blanket that covered his bottom half. "That was one hell of a night" she said with a yawn once y/n had finally started to wake up. 

"Yeah it was" y/n replied as he yawned and sat up. "You were factastic." "So were you" Anya replied with a smile. "I'd never done a lot of that before" "Well you were good at it anywasy" y/n replied as he got out of bed and got dressed. A few minutes later the two exited y/n's room and walked into the kitchen. "what you in the mood for?" Y/n asked as he turned to the girl behind him. 

"Pancakes, then I've got to head to school" Anya replied with a yawn. "It's Saturday thoguh" y/n pointed out as he started making the pancakes. "I have to hlep a friend with a project" Anya replied with a shrug. "Sorry I can't stick around" she finished before kissing y/n cheek. "It's fine" y/n replied with a shrug "At least yoiur around for breakfast. 

A couple of hours later 

"All right good luck my little spider" the black cat said into her ear piece as she watched for gurads. They were quietly robbing stark industreis. "I'm just a little black rain cloud" y/n sung quietly to himself as he started climbing up the wall. "Hovering under the honey tree" 

"I'm only a little black rain cloud" he continued before stopping quickly when he noticed a camera turning in his direction. He quickly got out of it's line of sight. "Pay no attention to little me" "Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloud" he said as he quicly openeed a vent and got inside. He soon fouond what they came for. Riri Williams's lab "Never eats honey, no, not a nip" 

Riri was a young avenger around y/n age and was the apprentice of tony stark. "I'm just flaoting around over the ground" y/n siad as he crawled out of the vent onto the ceiling of the lab "Wonderin where I will drip" 

"Oh, everyone knows that a rain cloould Never eats hoeny, no, not a nip I'm just floating aroudn over the ground Wonerin where I will drip" y/n turned his as he heard a femal voice finish the rest of the song. "You probably shouldn't sing while you rob someone" Riri Williams said from the corner of the room. She was wearing her armor. "What s the point of a robbery if you can't sing Winnie the Pooh songs at the same time?" Y/n asked as he dropped down to the ground. 

"Can't argue with that logic" Riri replied as she rolled her eyes under the helmet off before speaking. "So you gonna surreder now or do i have to beat you up?" "You're welcome to try" Y/n replied before quickly grabbing a wrench and throwing it at the girls head. Riri barley ducked out of the way before putting her helmet back on and aiming her repuler beams at the boy and firing "What did you even come her for?!" The girl asked as the boy dodged her shots. 

"Your helmet" y/n replied as he lunged at the girl and tackled her to the ground> "YOu have some of the best hacking tech on the planet in that thing" he said before forcing the helmet off of her head. Riri struggled and tried to get out fo hsi grip. "How are you this strong?!" She asked before being hit in the head, causing her to be disoriented. 

Y/n aimed this finger at Riri and webs came out of them webbing the girl to the ground. "I'm just that good babe" he replied as he tossed her helmet from one hadn to the other. "Got it" y/n replied after activatign his ear piece. "Good job" Felicai said throgh the earpiece. "Now get out of there, let's head home" 

An Hour Later 

"Good job little spider" Felicia said as she entered the apartment through the window. "Thanks" the boy replied. He still in his constume, sitting on the couch, he was also wearing riri's helmet. "This thing is awesome." "Yeah it is" a familar voice came from the window. The two thieve sturned around to see Riri WIlliams flying outside of the window with iron man at her side. "Now give it back" 

"Oh fuck" y/n muttered as he turned to his mother. "Think we can take them" "No, you can't" Iron man said as he smirked under his helmet. "You really can't another man in iron said as he flew up beside the other two. "Sorry I'm late" 

"Who is he?" Y/n asked as he looked at the newcomer. "I'm war machine! You gotta know me" "Sorry never heard of you" y/n said with a shrug. "I'm an avenger" "A lot fo peopel are avengers" y/n replied with another shrug. "Anyways!" Toney interruped the two as he and the other two armored heros flew into the apartment. "Point is you can't take us all" 

"He's right, we can't fight them" Felicai said as she turned to her son. "But we can run and this time we can disable whatever tracker they have on the helmet." "Yeah that's not happenign" Riri siad as she crossed her arms. "We called in backup" 

"The spiders are waiting to take you down as soon as you get out of the building" tony siad as he took off his helmet. "So you have about you all just give up?" he asked with a smirk. "No thanks old man" y/n quickly siad before shooting webs at tony's face and sending him flying into the wall. "His webs are made like silks" tony said as Riri went over to him to help the webs off. "She doesn't have a kid does she?" "Nope" Riri replied before turnign to y/n and the black cat 

War machie aimed his shoulder gun a the two. "Stand down, final waring" he said before y/n quickly shot a web at the barreols. "Get out of here" y/n quickly told his mother who just nodded and knew better than to argue. She ran and jumped out the window. Y/n didn't see what happened to her next because at that moment he was shot in chest by a blast from iron heart. "Damn I like this suit" The boy grouaned as he looped at where the blast hit. it was ripped and damaged to much to fix. "Guess I'll need a new one" he said befoer jumping at her again and punching her in the face. 

"You really pack a punch" Riri groaned as she felt her face for the blood that was currently dripping from her nose. "You want your helmet back? Then take it" y/n siad before pulliing her helmet off and hitting her with it. Suddenly y/n was grabbed by iron man before he could hurt riri any more and thrown out of the window. "I'd all that a hoem run" iron man said as he watched the boy go flying. "you alright kid?" he asked as he turned bakc to riri.

"Yeah I'm fine" Riri groaned as she winced from pain. She then grabbed her helmet up off the floor and put it on. "nothing serious, maybe a few broken bones. "He's gone" war machine said as he flew back in throgh the windwo "Just disappeared" Elsewehre y/n pulled out his phone and landed on a rooftop and texted Cassie. "I might need an alibie, so you're my alibi. If anyone asks I was with you on a date" 

A few hours later

Y/n walked into his apartment and immediately noticed all of the police officers. "What's goign on here?" he asked through he knew the answer. "Y/n Hardy?" once of the officers asked as he walked over to y/n. Y/n just nodded in responce. "Silk and Spider-girl caught the black cat coming out of here" 

"They caught her?" Y/n asked as his eyes widened. The caught looked at him with a suspicious look. "Were you aware that your mother is the Black Cat?"