Midas later found himself standing naked in front of some prison guards who were carrying a hose pipe, showing some sinister smiles on their faces.
Since Midas was already in the situation, he did not hide any part of himself, merely standing with his arms by his side, awaiting his full body check-up.
"Eh… He's brave… kekeke," said one of the guards, looking Midas up and down and shaking his head, possibly in envy.
"Either that, or he's gay, hahaha," said the other guard, holding the hose up and practising his aim.
Midas ignored their taunts and that seemed to aggravate them even more as they began their standard procedure.
"Do you have any weapons or objects on your body?" said the guard aggressively.
Midas shook his head, saying, "No. I do not."
"That's 'No, Sir' to you, inmate!" said the other, the demented smile on his face almost reaching his sides.
Midas took a moment before slowly saying, "No, Sir."
"No, Sir what?"