Dinner

From Xia Tao's perspective:

As we walked towards the table, I couldn't help but admire Mei. She looked about 30 to 35 years old, with a stunning figure and fiery red hair. Mmm, a perfect MILF. And considering that she has a soft spot in her heart for me, it's absolutely perfect. Just imagining that we will cultivate together for days, months, and years... She may not look younger, but we will certainly live a long life together. Hmmm, maybe I should start making plans for us to have a child right away? Oops, I'm getting carried away.

While we were heading to the table, I couldn't resist running my hand along her back and observing her reaction. She made a few involuntary micro-movements, slightly closed her eyes, and bit her lip. Oh boy, I have to control myself before I join the sect.

An old childhood joke comes to mind: "I saved a girl from being raped today." "How did you do it?" "Self-control, man, self-control."

I need to keep myself in check until I join the sect, otherwise things could get quite uncomfortable. But a little teasing won't hurt, right? With an intriguing smile on my face and Mei blushing slightly, we sat down at the table.

After we sat down at the table, we waited for the waiter, and I started observing our surroundings. My sweet Mei got lost in dreamy thoughts, blushing and smiling with an intriguing expression. Her breath became more irregular. Well, let her dream, considering what I know about whom she's thinking... Hehehe.

Apart from that, I began noticing an interesting scene from the kitchen. The waiter occasionally peeked out and discreetly gestured towards the dumb bastard who had been bothering me today and the unattractive woman. He whispered something very quickly, and the people he shared it with had their eyes widen. They sometimes argued, sometimes agreed, but it was all done quietly and went unnoticed by most people. I was lucky that we were sitting in a position where we could see it. I wonder what they're whispering about? Well, never mind, it's none of my business.

While the waiter and I were looking towards the strange couple, we saw the hideous woman place a small spatial pouch on the table. Judging by its appearance, it was a cheap pouch worth only 3-5 spirit stones, with relatively limited space inside. Damn, was I right? Is he really a man-whore? Oh my, hahaha. I quickly snapped Mei out of her daydream and discreetly pointed at the exchange of the pouch. Her eyes widened too, and she stared at me in disbelief.

"Wow, young master, you were right. I couldn't even imagine it" she said.

"I'm shocked myself, Mei. Hahaha, who would've known?"

Around five or six kitchen staff members who witnessed the scene were also in awe. The waiter, who had shown them something earlier, stood there with a proud expression, surveying the kitchen staff with an air of superiority and righteousness.

I thought that would be the end of it and we could finally eat, but boy, I was wrong. At that moment, several people in military uniforms stormed into the second floor of the restaurant.

"Yang Lei, what the hell are you doing here in that outfit? What the hell is happening today? First, your brother embarrasses me, and now you?" angrily shouted a middle-aged man in military uniform.

At that moment, the "unattractive woman" spoke in a loud male voice,

"Father" turning pale as a sheet and wearing a terrified expression on her face.

The man, to whom she had handed the pouch, quickly whispered something to her and then jumped out of the window, running away with wild laughter.

The man and the other military personnel seemed to care less about the escaping young man, completely ignoring him. The leader flew into a rage and approached the unattractive woman, tearing off her wig to reveal a guy with short hair.

"You don't understand, Father. It's a misunderstanding," he pleaded.

"A misunderstanding? I'll show you what a misunderstanding is, you're going to sleep and eat with the soldiers until I turn you into a man! Boys, take him to the garrison!" With these words, the companions grabbed the unattractive woman, who turned out to be a guy in disguise, and swiftly took him away. The man glanced at the surroundings, threw the same cheap spatial pouch at the waiter, saying, "For the inconvenience," and turned to leave. As he walked away, fragments of phrases like "I'll kill those bastards," "What a shame," and "What a day" could be heard.

After the man left, a silence fell over the hall that was so profound that one could hear a pin drop. Then, wild laughter erupted from another customer who exclaimed,

"Who would have thought? Hahahaha!" He began clapping his hands on the table and laughing. Following his lead, laughter started to spread from almost everywhere people were sitting.

"Mmm, Mei, I was right, hahaha!" I exclaimed.

Mei, in that moment, sat there dumbfounded, as if she had been wearing rose-tinted glasses her whole life and they had just shattered, revealing a different reality.

"Who would have thought, young master?" She also burst into laughter.

After that, the waiter who had been standing near the kitchen straightened his shoulders even more and looked at the other people from the kitchen with a facial expression that seemed to say, "I told you so, I never lie."

Finally, we were able to place our orders and enjoy our meal.