SHE COULDN'T REMEMBER

“Beep”, my phone rang. I checked my and I noticed it was a message from a contact. The message read, “hey handsome, how are you doing?”. I had to clean my eyes before looking at it again.

“Did a lady just call me ‘handsome’?”, I asked myself. “Maybe she must have mistaken me for someone else”, I assured myself. I took my phone and replied, “greetings. How can I help you?”.

“Oh, handsome. You can help me in a lot of ways”, she replied swiftly. Now, I was even more interested. I had been single for like two years so I thought this was an opportunity for me to get myself a girl.