Author:Wen Jiu Zhan Zhu Ma
When meeting with my sucker of an ex-boyfriend on a romance reality show, the host asked us to say hello. I couldn't help but say, "It's getting cold lately, you should cover yourself with more soil."
Jeremy smiled smugly. "That's so sweet of you. I'd love to have a taste of those sweet lips of yours."
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On the night when I found out that I was going to go on the same romance reality show with Jeremy Gates, I moved him out of my contact blacklist.
Before I could finish typing, his message popped up, "I knew I would leave your contact blacklist tonight."
I was speechless.
I could picture the smug smile on his face, even through the screen.
I gritted my teeth and asked, "What style of coffin do you prefer?"
Jeremy was as straightforward as always. "Daddy prefers a king-size one!"
I stared at the screen. If looks can hurt, they would have burned through the screen and left two big holes in Jeremy's unruly face.