Julias thought his life was uneventful, but he never expected it to turn into a whirlwind of straight-up chaos. A business-hating Business Management student with an aversion to kids and 'no-homo' straight guys finds himself babysitting a devilishly handsome bachelor's child, all while caught up in a non-desceipt physical entanglement with, you guessed it, a 'no-homo' straight guy.

When unwelcome drama swoops in and crashes into his once-quiet existence all at once, Julias decides to throw caution to the wind and make all the worst possible decisions. Join him on this rollercoaster of a story about love, life, family and found family, where chaos reigns, stereotypes crumble, and unexpected connections redefine his world.

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Warnings: Bullying, Explicit Sexual Content, Homophobic Slurs, Profanity, Dark Humor (seriously, don't read if you're easily offended), Violence (nothing too extreme), 18+ only!

Sizzling, Simmering Hearts

We both stood frozen in the hallway, hands clasped together, mid-step on our way to the exit as we stared at a bleary-eyed Anya that looked as distressed as she was confused. She was holding on to her demon rabbit by the arm, her hair messy beneath her bright pink beret. 


"Anya! Heyyy..." He grinned nervously at her and I quickly pushed him behind me, pathetically trying to hide him although he was way taller, and bigger than me. As if she hadn't already seen him. 


"I had a nightmare," she pouted, and that's when I noticed the dried streaks of tears on her face. 


"Ah, yes. You're still dreaming, you see. Angel isn't actually here," I explained calmly as she skeptically looked between then two of us. 


"I'm just an illusion," he offered, waving his hands in the air. Oh for God's sake, 


"It's a dream within a dream. Haven't you ever watched inception?" 


Twenty Three