100 Percent Relaxed

Roxanne turned around and smiled, "Hey, Officer Hank." I walked over and hugged her. I asked, "How was your day?" She responded, "Awesome. They are letting me skip most of the training and start right away because they are short people." She countered, "What about you?" I said, "Boring but fun at the same time." She laughed. I walked over to the fancy fridge and tapped it twice. The glass illuminated a display screen with the date, time, and to-do list. I put an event on the calendar for four months from today labeled "End of Training." I also put "Make babies" on the list and removed my ballistic vest. Merlin patiently waited at my feet, and I pulled his vest off. He shook his whole body, and I asked, "Does it feel good to have your braw off?" He barked, went to the living room, and rolled around on the carpet. I hung up our vests by the front door, and when I returned to the kitchen, Roxanne was carefully measuring out some mystery liquid. I asked, "Whatcha cooking?" She responded, "I'm trying to recreate the steak you got the other night, and I think I got it. I sat up on the counter, and I sensed something off. I asked, "Is there anything else going on?" She whipped around and exclaimed, "There's a good chance we can have a baby!" I sat there trying to do the math, and she continued, "I made friends with the head doctor, and she is ancient. She asked if we had existing kids before getting bit, and I told her everything." All I could muster was, "How?" She told me that since you carry the blood of one of the original vampires, you can reproduce with almost any female vampire as long as her anatomy functions, and it also happens quickly." I jumped up and picked her up. She wrapped her legs around my back, and I whispered, "I like our chances." She smiled and passionately kissed me. I had a billion questions, but they could wait. My friend started to wake up, and Roxanne ordered, "Put me down so we can eat, and then I want to try something." I said, "Yes, Ma'am." I put her down, and she poured the mixture into two glasses. We pounded our delicious steak in a glass, I fed Merlin, and then we raced upstairs.

Roxanne yanked off her clothes and motioned for me to follow her to the shower. I yanked off my work clothes and got in the shower. Her larger-than-needed friend was suctioned to the shower wall close to the ground. I froze, thinking I would be the victim of this experiment, but she soothed, "Do you trust me?" I challenged, "I do, but my rectum isn't sure." She laughed and put her hands around my hips. She guided me to stand above the butthole destroyer 5,000 and pushed my hips down so I was on my knees above it. She turned on the shower and got on her knees. My erection was intimated by the dildo that was a little longer, and it decided it was time for it to retreat, but Roxanne got ahold of it before it could return to port. She began to massage my testicles and stroke my penis. The rainfall shower was nice because it didn't hit me in the face and relaxed my entire body. My penis sailed back out to sea, and Roxanne stood up. She grabbed some special water-resistant lube off the shelf and slathered the dildo and my penis. She got back down, and with one hand, she inserted my penis into her rectum and then the dildo into her vagina. She methodically rocked back and forth. She was quietly moaning, and I was brawling with the urge to grab her hips and go to town. I suppressed the urge and massaged her hips. She lowered her upper body to the floor, causing her to be tighter. I sat there quietly, enjoying it. I wasn't sure how I felt about my testicles rubbing the shaft of Sparkles, the White Girl Slayer, but I dealt with it. We continued for about 5 minutes, but Roxanne did not seem content. She got off both appendages and said, "That wasn't my favorite experience. I want to be with you." I picked her up and grinned. "I wasn't a fan of the competition." She rested her arms around my shoulder and locked her legs around my back. I used one arm to support her weight and the other to insert my friend. Once it was in, I thrusted her up and down. I could feel her body relaxed compared to before. She moaned louder, and I began to thrust as hard as possible and made eye contact. She had a massive smile, and I nibbled on her neck. She seemed to enjoy that because her claws dug into my shoulder blades. After going for a few minutes, I asked, "Do you want to try something new?" She grinned, "Yes, daddy." I hadn't been called that before and wasn't sure how I felt about it, so I decided to make the official ruling at a later date. I lowered her onto the ground and instructed, "Get into the doggy position." 

She did as told, and I picked her up by the hips, causing her to squeal. I buried my face between her legs, and my mission was to make her cum all over my face. She had the same plan and deep-throated my penis. I was eating her out like trying to get to the center of a lollipop. She was squirming, but I was tracking her pussy like a laser-guided missile. I was close to cumming, but I could feel her tightening up. She squirted all over my face, and then I nutted. I could feel her swallow it down and then lick the tip. I carefully put her down, and she asked, "Why do you like shower sex so much?" I grinned, "Sex is disgusting, so it's nice to wash right off." She laughed, "You're funny." Roxanne sat down on the bench, and I lay down on it. I had to bend my knees, but I fit well. I rested my head in her lap, and she massaged my head and chest. The water felt good on my face, and I was 100 percent relaxed. Roxanne finally suggested, "I think it's time to get out. We have been in here for a while." I looked out the window, and the sun was joining the sky. I joked, "But Mom. Can I have five more minutes?" She laughed. "Okay, sweetie." We sat in silence, and then, eventually, we exited the shower. We crawled into bed, and I set my alarm. We fell asleep and woke up to the alarm the following evening. 

 When we woke up, I asked, "Why don't I dream anymore?" She hypothesized, "I think you have everything you could ask for, and there is no reason to dream about wishing anything different." I pondered and concluded, "You're right. I have everything I could ask for except a baby." She challenged, "How come you suddenly want a child?" That was a good question. I responded, "I'm not sure, but part of me craves one." She faced me in bed and cooed, "Me too." We got out of bed and got ready for the day. I put on my clothes, Merlin's vest and went to the fridge. It read, "Three months and 30 days until the end of training." I said to Roxanne, "Have a good day. We will see you tonight." We kissed, and Merlin and I made our exit.