Burtgaw monster

The maid was preparing food for Burtgau, and one day while she was putting the food on the table, Burtgau was sitting and looking at the food while shouting: What is this food? 412

The maid was trembling in fear of him as she said to him: This is what is in the refrigerator

Berthgau: I see all the delicious international cuisine before my flying eyes 413

Why didn't you ask me to bring it to you sooner?

Where were you

Maid: I was on a tour of the garage wanting to feed the cats

Berggau: Did you find that crazy woman? 414

The maid: Yes, she lives with wild cats. She was singing about her husband, saying, "He lost his keys and they took his money."

Berggau: Who took his money? Do you mean me?

Maid: No, she remembers monsters 415

Berggau: She reminds me, I have become a monster, look at my eyes, I have flown away