Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Could we take a look at the skill books?"


Among them, he was the team leader, already acknowledged by everyone.


Even Yao Zhixue approved when he spoke at this moment.


Doug the goblin chuckled, tapped his space ring, a flash of light appeared, and soon three different items appeared on the ground.


"Dear human professionists, these three items are the most precious goods I have on this trip."


"To thank you for saving my life, I can sell these three items to you at cost!"


Doug Gold Coin handed over a palm-sized item that looked like a stone tablet.


"Subterranean Assassin profession transition certificate!"


"This is a transition certificate I bought from the Subterranean Sand Worm tribe. Lower-class assassins only need to drip their own fresh blood on this certificate to start their Subterranean Assassin transition task!"


"After completing the task, you can transition into the Subterranean Assassin profession!"


Chapter 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I'll explode you!