Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

It seemed that this werewolf heart artifact held secrets unknown to him.


The artifact in his hand was the special ingredient extracted during the dissection of a Fallen One, a member of the Dawn organization, when they had dissected the Black Wolf.


[Effect: Consuming this can permanently increase 5 points of strength and 5 points of agility, limited to a maximum of ten hearts. There's a minuscule chance of transforming one's bloodline into a werewolf bloodline after consumption.]


[Description: An ordinary werewolf heart, containing the secret power of a werewolf.]


(Some readers pointed out the issue with the werewolf heart, so I made some adjustments here. I've also made changes previously, which won't affect the reading.)


As the goblin merchant lunged at him, he quickly tucked away the heart.


"A human professionist! I want that heart!"


Chapter 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit!