Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"They didn't make it? I thought they already had!"


"They didn't perform as well as Chen Zixiong's team. Although they tackled a difficult instance, they were able to get out seven or eight minutes ago."


"Yeah! They should've started with a low-level challenge for practice, then tried the next difficulty…"


"It's been nearly two hours, and they still haven't come out. Any chance they all died inside…?"


"Impossible! Yao Zhixue is a nine-star professionist after all…"


"What's so special about a nine-star rating?"


"Every year some nine-star professionists awaken, yet not all of them survive."


"Yeah, a dead genius is worth less than nothing…"


Hearing the whispers of the surrounding students, a twitch formed on the corner of Liang Feifan's mouth.


Why didn't he follow Chen Zixiong's path by starting with a difficult instance to practice before attempting the nightmare level?


Chapter 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue!