Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The group had checked into rooms and were now each taking a rest.


Zheng Cheng, pretending to feel unwell, had deliberately booked a large bed room.


Under Chen Xiao's ambiguous gaze, they separated into their own rooms.


After washing away the day's fatigue, Zheng Cheng took today's loot out of his inventory.


He picked up the Bloodthirsty Staff first.


"The biggest advantage of the Bloodthrusty Staff is the attached Bloodthirsty Spell."


Zheng Cheng shook his head: "It's a pity I'm neither a Beast Master nor a Summoner. It would have been fun having a horde of minions attacking the enemy while I fling the Bloodthirsty Spell around from behind."


"I can't possibly use the Bloodthirsty Spell on Chen Xiao! I wonder what effect it would have on Brother Ji if he were to be affected by the Bloodthirsty Spell…"


Thinking of a crazed Brother Ji, Zheng Cheng's smile became somewhat strange.


Chapter 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability!